I don't kill. I don't unkill. I don't patch. I don't fix stats,
skills, or profs. I don't give IC permission for any of these.
I don't care who cheats. I don't care if you die. Mortals die,
that is why they are mortal. I don't care if you like it here.
You are under no obligation to be here. I hate people who post logs.
I detest people who can't post a log without double-spacing it.
I won't tell you where things are, how tough things are, or what
things do. You have a help command. In general, I don't want to
hear from you.
I hate wizards who can't code. If you are a wizard who can't code,
ask me, I'll make you a frob. I don't mind helping frobs learn to code.
I don't mind answering wizzes who ask intelligent questions. I don't
review areas. I don't mess with guilds.
I don't like wizards who think like mortals. If you care who dies,
who is what eval, or who is using what sword, go be a mortal.
Have a nice day.
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